God Exists!

[snip]

Incidentally, I was going to email you anyway to let
you know I now have proof that God exists. Last
Wednesday, I was feeling particularly lonely and that
evening I asked God to show mercy and send me a
companion (of the male kind). Wouldn't you know, he
deliver within a few hours! The very next morning I
was awoken at 4:30 by a sound coming from outside my
closet. I looked over and what did I see, one of the
biggest cockroaches of my life! Next time, I'll have
to be more specific about the kind of companion I
want.

Take care,

Sarah